WHEN I DECIDE TO DO KARAOKE AT THE COMPANY’S HOLIDAY PARTY
Expectation:
Reality:
This will probably be me next week.
Sounds like Stephanie
I'm as innocent as I look, and I look like I'm 12.
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE TIME FOR A HOBBY
In addition to publicizing “XYZ has been tagged in ABC’s photo” I think there should also be stories for “XYZ un-tagged herself from ABC’s photo.” It would be like a Facebook walk of shame.
Random thought.
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If I were to do a “31 Things” I’m looking forward to about going back to NC it would be completely different than the “31 Things” I said I’d miss.
Things I’m looking forward to include, but are not limited to:
- Having a shower big enough to shave my legs in
- Chinese food
- Not wondering if the brownies I just ate were pot brownies
- Having an empty car/trunk
- Watching TV live on an actual TV
- Not worrying as much that my car is going to get keyed again/hit while parked
- Only having 1 roommate
- Not wondering what roommates are doing when they take their laptops into the bathroom
- Queen-Size bed
- Cooking in a kitchen that only has 1 refrigerator in it
- Not having to wear socks out of fear for what kind of hair may end up on my feet when using the bathroom
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Most of our life is a series of images. They pass us by like towns on the highway. But sometimes a moment stuns us as it happens. And we know that this instant is more than a fleeting image. We know that this moment, every part of it, will live on forever.
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Mads: Well, if it were me, I’d slap the lips off of her smug little face.
Emma: Ah, It’s not really my style. (liar liar pants on fire -) )
